LandfallVoyages

Stop Banging Janelle

Recently we realized that in order to continue to thrill and entertain you, our illustrious audience, we needed better Internet connections in strange places. Not strange places in us, perv, us in strange places. First was a failed attempt with a USB dongle that ended in disaster and me yelling at Radio Shack employees. Next […]

Yes, it really was that humongus

You can try and hammer common sense into your kids until you’re blue in the face. Past a certain point they selectively filter out our voices and anything that actually gets through sounds like the grownups on a Peanuts cartoon. Parents, you know what I’m talking about. It’s a fact, they’ve done studies–sometimes, kids have […]

How to Make Ice Cream at Anchor

First, buy two 190 watt solar panels and 4 golf cart batteries, plus a Magnum 2000 watt inverter and a sub-panel for your outlets. Install all that stuff. Now go buy another 190 watt panel, two more 6V batteries, a Blue Sky charge controller and some big 2/0 wire and install it as well. Next […]

Flip of the Tail

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Already. A decade and a half it’s been since the universe and the gods that be saw fit to favor us with the most wonderful and capricious April Fool’s day gift ever. People are always surprised we didn’t know ahead of time that Eli was going to have achondroplastic dwarfism. “Didn’t you have, like, prenatal […]