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Soriana Super

15 August 2012

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Yesterday we realized we were out of just about everything, so we hightailed it up to the green Super Soriana. Soriana is a chain of grocery stores in Mexico and the green super is our favorite. So far as we can tell, they’ve got green ones, red ones, mini ones, regular ones, and the supers. […]

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Day 10: The Shit Diaries, Golden Showers and Shit

13 August 2012

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Day 10: The Shit Diaries, Golden Showers and Shit

As we discussed before, living on a boat means a lot of things, namely getting to play with your own shit water in far flung, yet undeniably scenic locations. I’m thinking it’s a kind of instant karma for getting to do all that sailing about in the water and the traveling all over the place […]

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Yes, it really was that humongus

10 April 2012

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Yes, it really was that humongus

You can try and hammer common sense into your kids until you’re blue in the face. Past a certain point they selectively filter out our voices and anything that actually gets through sounds like the grownups on a Peanuts cartoon. Parents, you know what I’m talking about. It’s a fact, they’ve done studies–sometimes, kids have […]

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How to Make Ice Cream at Anchor

8 April 2012

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How to Make Ice Cream at Anchor

First, buy two 190 watt solar panels and 4 golf cart batteries, plus a Magnum 2000 watt inverter and a sub-panel for your outlets. Install all that stuff. Now go buy another 190 watt panel, two more 6V batteries, a Blue Sky charge controller and some big 2/0 wire and install it as well. Next […]

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15

1 April 2012

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15

Already. A decade and a half it’s been since the universe and the gods that be saw fit to favor us with the most wonderful and capricious April Fool’s day gift ever. People are always surprised we didn’t know ahead of time that Eli was going to have achondroplastic dwarfism. “Didn’t you have, like, prenatal […]

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Radar

23 June 2011

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Typically, I drive about 85 MPH on the highways. I know it’s too fast but I don’t drink a lot, womanize, or gamble, so I must exhibit a flaw somewhere. Surprisingly I don’t get many tickets because I have radar. I don’t mean that I have a radar detector, I mean that I have radar. […]

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Egg Salad Sandwiches

14 June 2011

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Egg Salad Sandwiches

Olive and egg salad sandwiches are super tasty and really easy to make. INGREDIENTS: • Eggs • Pickles • Mayo • Olives • Dijon Mustard • Red Onion • Relish • Bread • Salt & Pepper   INSTRUCTIONS: Put desired number of eggs in a pot of water and boil for 7 minutes. Dice pickles, […]

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